You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when
[] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you
[] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
[] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
[] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
[] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media
[] When you question why only a few countrie